…but we were amazed at the genius once we realised you aren’t meant to understand it! We clearly need to up our game at Timeless Vie! WOW!!!!! + many more exclamation marks
We totally agree in buying your own Timeless Vie products to make money, if, like, not enough people are buying them off you. Like, around 60 quid per month would give you 25 Parslai Points. Just charge it to your credit card, VIEStar (TM)! You’ve gotta pay money to make money!
THAT’S RIGHT VIESTARS(TM)!!! RECRUIT, RECRUIT, RECRUIT or we will send you back to the beginning, just like in Younique! *evil laugh*
CLEAR AS MUD! YUP, IT IS! GENIUS!
SO MANY RULES! WE LOVE IT!!!!! #INSPIRED
ummmmmmmmmmmm…..we’re confused, but impressed. But also bored, so we decided to skip forward to one of the later slides cos why not?
Cos we at Timeless Vie want to beat the competition at their own game, we’ve decided to improve our Parslai Plan rules. One new rule is, every 3 months, to stay a VIEStar(TM), you have to dance around with a sprig of parsley while singing the following “TIMELESS VIE ROCKS SO HARD, TIMELESS VIE IS BETTER THAN YOUR MLM, BUY TIMELESS VIE TODAY” in front of your upline and 2 new recruits. This has to be uploaded to YouTube and you have to get at least 20,000 views.
Now, go find more recruits huns! xo xo