So #VIEStars as you know we’ve always got to keep up with our competitors like Herbalife, Forever Living etc cos they are doing so much better than us and we’re wel jel.
One thing Herbalife and Forever Living have that we don’t? Certified products. They created the “International Aloe Science Council”, which sounds real serious, and then put that certification on all their products so that it looks like some true independent scientists tested & approved them. SO FREAKING SMART. And THEN, guess what they did then: They made themselves Directors of the Council too!!!!
So here’s our response…introducing…
our very own Timeless Vie Parsley Council – Council de Parslai with our very own certification logo!
With this logo, which is going to go on all our products, you can prove our parsley is more betterer than all other parsleys. We had scientists check it and everything. So if anyone says “but what’s so great about Timeless Vie” you can say “Our products are certified by the Parsley Council, and they’re 150% organic and vegan and gluten-free and no bunnies” and they’ll be well impressed.