Once upon a time, a long long time ago, we were just a small, baby MLM in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA. We were so cute!!. We just had a few downlines and one main product: X-Plurge 11, our 3-day-cleanse made from 100% extract du parslai, which happens to be 500x stronger than real parsley, just sayin’.
And then we introduced MasKara, made from 100% real parsley stems. That blew everyone away cos no one knew parsley stems could actually stick to people’s eyelashes.
Anyway, what an amazing journey it’s been, bringing our parsley
shite to the UK. And now we have so many downlines and products and branded mouse pads and stuff, we just have so much money, you don’t even know.
But we want to be even richer than we are, and own resorts and stuff like Forever Living.
So now…the WORLD!
We looked at Forever Living to see what they were doing, because it’s just easier to copy them. And here’s what we’ve learned – even the poorest poorest poor people ever can make money for us. Even, like, in places where there’s no clean running water or proper houses or roads or shit like that, there’s still people who could sling parslai for us. Just like this nice lady who is selling Forever Living in Africa.
This is not exploitation at all.
There’s a lesson in this, #VIEStars. The lesson is this: no matter how low we go, we can always go lower.
Now get recruitin’, Africa is like, huge.
luv ya huns xo.