Muthafeckin Maelle

We are never safe, huns.  We are never safe.   From fecking MLMs.

We go on the social media to chillax,  to talk to our friends, to maybe goss about some pretty nude lipsticks and smear some anti-aging cream on our faces or compare Micellar waters or nappy creams or whatever.  THAT’S ALL WE ARE DOING.  We don’t look to be stalked by MLMs, right, amirite?

This is your warning that a new one is planning to launch in October 2016 and will be bombarding your newsfeed, cos you’re it’s core demographic, soon.   It’s called Maelle.  Maelle does makeup, and we all know who the target audience for that is.   However,   Maelle done things a bit differently.  It has hired a social media company to create a fake campaign on Facebook called “All Things Gorgeous” to attract trap victims  women into it’s MLM.

In other words MLM USES FAKE FACEBOOK PAGE TO FIND OUT YOUR NAME AND LIKES ETC SO IT CAN TARGET YOU & BRING YOU INTO THE MLM.

This gives us the rage.

Proof:

Maelle’s plan to target women (note, this page has now been taken down)

The slideshow below shows the screenshots we got off the removed page:

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Detail:

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Maelle wants 100,000 “leads” = women to convert into MLM Bots.  And how do they plan to achieve this?

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In other words, women who go to “AllThingsGorgeous” thinking they can chat about beauty etc don’t know that they are being prospected as possible leads for an MLM company.  Further more, the “About” section of the page gives no hint that fans are, in fact, being prospected this way: (screenshot of “About” section below):

 

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We think this is unethical BS, especially by the social media companies working with Maelle.  SHAME.

We will not link to the page cos we don’t want to give them any more attention.

Maelle’s new Top Bots are currently pumping hard on the FB etc to build teams of peasants to suck money from. all under the guise of ’empowerment’ blah blah blah.   As we know, being the first in an MLM means you’re most likely to make money mo’money off your recruits, which is why they’re all so enthusiastic.   No one wants to be on the bottom of the triangle, right?  But the TOP…oh yes.

Allegedly Maelle has already got 531 Bots 😦

Join my team, hun!

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Maelle is mindblowing-er than all your other skanky MLMs, y’all

 

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Also, Maelle loves all the little animals and bunnies and wouldn’t hurt anything, except the women they will exploit that is.    Also they love PETA.

 

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However, when we went to the PETA and Leaping Bunny websites, here is what we found – well, we couldn’t find Maelle on any of them? HMMMM.

UPDATE: we have confirmation from Peta that they are cruelty-free, however Leaping Bunny has not confirmed.

 

 

More to come on Maelle.

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